SWIGGITY SWÄGER UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER

a brotherhood of steel paladin showed up outside my house in megaton then apparently decided that his people needed him and then ran off into the sunset

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

leontiustyrannus:

Inspired by Dwarf Fortress 2014 and the dwarves’ tendency to get chased up a tree and be unable to get back down.

leontiustyrannus:

Inspired by Dwarf Fortress 2014 and the dwarves’ tendency to get chased up a tree and be unable to get back down.

the-goddamazon:

hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

Real life Magical Girl, Nicki Minaj.

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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