SWIGGITY SWÄGER UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER

luckycub:

Haru need to mess up stripping just once

please kyoani

penis-hilton:

"so how’s your summer going"

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fuckyesdeadpool:

fieryflies:

Poor Deadpool. =u =

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fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

Marina And The Diamonds - Primadonna [8-bit]
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interplanetaryseaweed:

Marina And The Diamonds - Primadonna [8-bit]

(Requested by: arcticdania)

boy howdy i sure do love waking up at 8 am with a godawful headache and not being able to go back to sleep

sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away